Seriously? I can’t see your face or anything, but you look younger in that photo. Not that 45 is old. I’m 52. That’s old!

Vitamin E and 10,000 units? mg? Biotin every day. (Cue the tiny violins) I just went into Stage 4 kidney failure kind of unexpectedly so I may have to drop the E, but the Biotin is staying.

The double-loop bun is my go-to style in the summer because above 90, I no longer care about anything.

I go to Nimbus in Los Gatos and my stylist is Stephanie. She is terrific; she is one of the few stylists who actually gets long, thick, curly hair. If you mention Rachel with the purple hair, we both get a discount! Even if you don’t, she’s definitely worth booking. I don’t know if you have anything else to do down…

Hey, we’re on the same page! I did coconut oil masks between processing and I’m doing them again. My ends are DRY - I have porous hair, and the ends are crap!

I’m 52.

I’m white with blue-black hair that started going white when I was 12. I just had 20+ years of brownish-black dye bleached out ... we’ll see about the color (I had a weird color done), but they’re better at bleaching now. My hair feels like hair. It’s still expensive as fuck - I have long, thick hair and it took two…

I love it!!

Mine is dyed a vague lavender grey (it faded a bit with washing; I wanted lavender grey) because I am an Old and under 20 some years of brownish black dye, my hair is mostly white. It can’t be stripped to white (and the back is still black; I’m surprised it hasn’t given up) and this color won’t show my roots in 3…

Mine is normally curly - not in a pretty, organized way like yours, but sort of wavy/psycho curl thing. I let my stylist blow it out so she could take a photo of it looking non-crazy for her portfolio. I wear it long because while it’s a pain in the ass, short is work because it’s so thick and curly (at my age, not a…

Oh, I like so much!!

Perfect excuse to post my brand new purple hair

Your ovaries didn’t override your common sense at the mention of chiiiiiildreeeeen, so privilege. If you have ovaries: privilege. If you don’t have ovaries: privilege. If you bought eggs at the grocery store: privilege. If you know what eggs are: privilege. If you can read this, PRIVILEGE.

Being near a bunch of kids for two minutes just makes me want the world to end even sooner.

No star big enough for that last sentence.

I am white AF and I am still in violation of the “thickness” rule even as an Old. I have a head full of thick, wavy hair. Even straight, it’s more than 2 inches thick. I haven’t measured the size of the bun I put in, aka Summer Hair Wad, but it’s massive. No, no one needs to alter their hair to conform with Dishwater…

I needed that. Especially the complication of Oliver’s dimples.

If KC you mean KCMO - it’s a well-funded system; they just spend the money on administration and the occasional cruise, and useless equipment (does Westport still have its broadcast center?). They won’t spend it on teachers.

And Shovin’ Buddies!

Oh no honey. It’s just unwatchable if you know any actual humans of any kind.