She can cure Addison’s Disease with bullshit? Oh I misread - adrenal fatigue, not adrenal insufficiency. One is bullshit; one is awful.

Cannot star hard enough. And no, she’s neither “brave” nor “beautiful.” She’s just a rich twit.

Arrival was terrible, so terrible. It was like Slaughterhouse 5 had been raped by a particularly maudlin Hallmark card and that was the misbegotten bastard offspring.

I live in the NoCal town this should have been set in (and up the hill from the other one) if they’re going to throwing out those Valley company names. No one is going to commute from Monterrey to the Valley. Hell, the commute from here to the Valley is pretty awful (the direct route in was shut down again for 12…

Remember, in the movie Network, how ludicrous the idea of the news division being run by the entertainment division for profit seemed?

I have a liberal friend who hates Hillary with the intensity of a thousand burning suns who thinks now is the time to vote third party. I’ve been pointing out that no, this is the time for third parties to start running for school boards, city councils, and other small local positions so they’re known and understood…

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Trump sounds tired and drugged.

Okay I’m just seeing this 9 months later but I’m so glad I did, because I didn’t know that Alexandre Dumas was mixed race or anything about his father until I read this - and then looked it up. Why am I just learning this?

I understand what you’re saying and agree with it, though I will add this: Fortune Feimster is pretty damn funny, and aside from the wig, that’s what she looks like. I think there’s a good chance she was fully in on all aspects of the skit; whether that’s good or bad is another thing, but I don’t think it was done at…

She’s married to my Perfect Man, Theroux??

Have you adopted children who you love, and fear you wouldn’t love your biological child that you’re pregnant with? Would you express these worries to a reporter who is interviewing you, and will quote you?

I still think that it was to show how superior she is to mere mortals, who may find bonding with adopted kids difficult at times (even though that’s understandable on both sides of the adoption equation and no shade needs to be thrown). It was a creepy thing to say about a pregnancy willingly entered into with the…

Just a guess, but I think the baby is Cotillard’s.

Two things:

I think she’s hoping her switch from junkie to child-hoarder and elective surgery martyr will make her seem more sympathetic. It’s weird how if someone adopts a bunch of dogs, it’s a problem but when it’s kids, it’s laudable. (And yes, I’m including the Previn-Farrow hoards as well.)

Shitty, but par for that course.

I’m guessing Jolie and .... Huma Abedin.

Is it safe to admit to being way, way waaaaaaaay over Jolie yet? Because I’ve been over her since she was wearing Billy Bob’s blood around her neck (and think Billy Bob dodged a big, crazy-ass bullet).