I don’t know why, but I was convinced last Sunday was Easter. I guess being an atheist without children really screws with your ability to gauge when religious/kid holidays are meant to fall on in any given year.

Counterpoint: Fuck the Heat all the way ‘till doomsday.

Hopefully Wade decides that he’d rather be on vacation and spends the whole game jacking up 3s as a present to his former team. It’s more likely that he’ll drop 30 on the Nets to spite Pat Riley.

I’d like “partying with Sobchak Security and Where are my keys?” added to the list. I like their style.

I’d like to just get stoned and have sex until I die from fatigue and hunger.

someone far cleverer than me once described him as a poor person’s idea of a rich person...that seems to be on display here.

Oh god he’s chanting “U.S.A!” in his tweets.

Money is tough when tripping. I had to go meet the purveyor of my shrooms at a bar to pay him (whilst trippin), so I calmly ordered a beer and emptied the contents of my wallet on the bar. Told the bartender to take whatever she needed, cuz I couldn’t comprehend money at that point

This like going on an article about car maintenance and proclaiming to everyone that people shouldn’t buy cars.

good advice, nerd

Lol. Only people who have never tripped respond with such aggression as to MAKE A WHOLE SCREEN NAME ABOUT BEHEADING A NOM DE PLUME for an article about mushrooms.

there’s a good chance a kid might read this and experiment with LSD.

Labor forgets its class consciousness sometimes, but capital never does.

I remember an era when men were men and short were shorts. None of this down past their knees crap these candyass kids wear today. On a hot day it wasn’t uncommon to see the bottom of your ball sac peeking out. Did we complain? Hell no! Even if it meant that diving for a loose ball often resulted in tearing your…

Without getting stuck in the MVP debate, it’s been a pretty bananas year for individual seasons by guards. One of Curry, Westbrook or Harden won’t be first team All-NBA. One of Derozan(27ppg), Lillard(27ppg), Thomas(29ppg) or Wall(23-11) won’t even be third team. Throw in guys like Thompson, Paul, Dragic, Beal...has…

Someday he’ll lose a step but he will be the last one to know it. When he does, all the brilliance and fun he brings to a team will instead just destroy them as he keeps chasing empty stats while the team doesn’t win shit

That’s sort of been the arc of Dame’s whole career, he was a reserve all-star for two seasons early on and then Mega-Curry happened, but he’s still been one of the clutchest players in the league. That game winner verse Houston a few year back is still my favorite NBA highlight of this decade.

Yeah Kyrie needs to win more than 20% of his games without Lebron before I can take him seriously at the all-NBA level.

For as bad as publicity stunts can be, I actually like this one.

Tony Romo sitting on the bench n full uniform is something he’s grown accustomed to.