Yeah, but Cleveland. No matter how fucking cold it is there (and I’ve been there in the dead of winter, -30F), I’d still rather be there than Cleveland.

Where’s your fave fish taco out there?

I’m not a rib guy, but can vouch for TA.

Hell yeah, Frontera. I’m kind of looking forward to getting back from the Bay (which is crazy, because this place is the fucking best) and picking up a torta from the airport location on my way home.

“it’s own unique way”

President (shudder) Pence.

Until every last liberal/mooslem/homo/mexican/feminist/ni...nner city youth is lined up against the big, beautiful wall and shot with a big beautiful gun.

This is a good point. Watching his entry passes, not to mention that full court fly route (jesus), you have to think he has both the accuracy and precision to just pass the ball through the rim.

Haha. So true. It’s gonna be a massacre. Also, wait until elite defenders realize he has no burst and weak handles. He may not get it over half c... Ok, you can stop waiting. They know, and they’re licking their chops.

Or wherever.

Porque no los todos? I mean, those all sound good and important. And if each one speaks to just a couple percent of the electorate, and is enough to make them say, yeah, fuck those other hateful s.o.b.s... Good enough! All of this “libs aren’t on message” shit is just another example of the right’s propaganda machine…

Another key difference: profit motive. The government doesn’t need to make money off the idea to stay alive.

Me:

Was Nic Cage in that?

Yup.

That’s what he said. Obviously. A lot.

Is the greater-than sign really the one you were looking for?

Uh, can I get a Brownback?

Whoa! Drug raft! Next weekend at the beach is gonna be dope.

Nah, NateRob. Please let it happen.