Ah, the beauty of American politics. Rigged to keep rural and urban on an even playing field, despite population or contribution. It’s ironic that they’re the ones complaining about being treated unfairly and others getting handouts, isn’t it?

The party is dead. Long live the party.

I heard God’s been committing welfare fraud for years. Heard he’s got a big shiny Cadillac and eats surf and turf every night. I don’t think he was even born in America!

Hear, hear! So glad we’re Making America Great Again. Never got that sort of classiness from that uppity ni... uh, novice we had in office before.

Similar. Raised Lutheran, went to a (nominally) Lutheran liberal arts college, had to take a couple religion classes. I credit a biblical history class with turning me atheist. My hope is that at least some students, those who think critically about what is being studied, will come to a similar conclusion.

That’s the thing about privilege, right?

Here’s where those may differ, again: intention. Yes, all three may impact me negatively, but only one is taking that deleterious action to spite me and those like me.

I am thankful every day that I didn’t. What a miserable fucking existence.

I like this. It feels good. But I think it may be a false equivalence. Your gang member may not have other economic avenues, or may feel he needs to join out of intimidation. Your girl may not have access to family planning services (thanks, dickheads!). But I bet this jackrod has the internet, and has channels that…

I can’t speak for the OP, but I multitask.

Something tells me these weren’t sma... i mean “tall” cups of brewed coffee, either. More likely the $6 cream-and-syrup, pre-diabetic cocktails with extra whip.

If it’s from the ground, eat the shit. If it’s from an animal, eat the shit sparingly. If it has ingredients you can’t pronounce, don’t eat that shit.

No, LaVine is. I mean Dunn. Er, Markannen. Er... Fuck.

Nah, just drunk drunk this time of year.

Jesus, those are awful trades. Definitely coulda happened.

Sorry we’re awesome.

Ugh.

Nah, gonna fuck ‘em. That’s their base.

I’m with you. Bucks or Thibowolves?

Here’s my point: no other team in the East would have been in the top 4 or 5 of the West last year. That has nothing to do with LeBron being good (which he is!), but more about the East sucking ass and the West being a murderer’s row. We would not be talking about LeBron going to 8 straight Finals if he played in the…