Sounds like someone lost money yesterday.

Who would want them?

It’s like SMU after the “death penalty” except the league didn’t give them the death penalty.  They gave it to themselves.

It’s like “Major League” but they are not in Cleveland, they are already in Miami.

I wish them luck in their grift.  They won’t find many people willing to dole out a billion public dollars for a billionaire.

#2 in more ways than 1.

Maybe this year he can win something for once.

If it does happen I’m sure the rest of the country and all the Deadspin writers won’t throw a conniption fit.

“You don’t get over the yips.”  Dr. House

Everyone went nuts.

The Magic are owned by the DeVos family.  I hope they suffer every second DeVos owns them.

Why are you acting surprised the Raptors lost?  Don’t you see what month of the calendar it is?

“Ouch town population you bro.” - Pepper Brooks.

She’s off to the big house.

CONdace Owens is the perfect “useful idiot” and she will only have that realization when her usefulness is used up and she’s thrown away.

Davis is obviously just trying to live up to the team’s short name.  The O’s.

Or that Mariah Carey gif of “I don’t know her”.

Fatally flawed team that Danny Ainge didn’t fix.

Gronk truly was the complete package.  Tony Gonzalez was really a Wide Receiver pretending to be a Tight End.

Gonzalez may be listed as a Tight End but he was really a Wide Receiver pretending to be a Tight End.