P. I really have love in my heart for you. We go way back. We are old pals, you and I.

I feel like having a candid discussion right now. This is normally verboten on these boards, but what the heck?

I think we have two general groups of centrists. Of the two, the first batch is the more vocal:

You don’t like Libby?

I’m just saying that if Trump has video of Graham murdering an underage male prostitute in a choking game gone rogue and played it while he banged Roma Downey while Mark Burnett looked on jerking off, then unless Putin releases the video, we DON’T NEED TO DISCUSS THIS ANYMORE. PERIOD.

Libby is one of the best political writers around. I love hearing a truly left wing voice who isn’t afraid to say unpopular things.

HEY!

How does losing to Ted Cruz qualify you for the presidency?

The real question is why do you insist on trying to use rational human logic when it comes to dealing with an untreated dementia patient?

Hi Poodle!

Deadspin has an extremely insular comment section, no argument.

If your point is that America is none too sharp and confuses style over substance...

You aren’t crazy. This is a good ticket. Either order. (But I doubt if Bernie’s ego would let him be VP.)

Maybe I’m just cold and dead inside, but I can’t muster the teensiest bit of sympathy for a rich girl who clearly played along with her parents’ wacky scheme...

That’s why we first pack the court. Boom. Solved!

Hey! How’s it going?

Demolishing the EC is burn it all down.

I mean, if you are going to start going down the road of Deadspin hypocrisy, we gonna be here all night.

Heh-heh.