This is the joke I was on my way to making when I came across your post.

I have to throw in my vote for Richard and Linda Thomoson’s Shoot Out The Lights. Just a devastating album, with a sense of unavoidable finality throughout.

This GIF is downright hypnotic it’s so seamless.

Dolt 45 is gold, man. Gold!

Yep that’s pretty much the winner.

Hah!

The great lines on this album never end.

I liked the El-P-less album. While it lacked the visceral quality of El’s production, it still had that sci-fi dystopian vibe, if a little flattened, sonically.

I am all over this.

But went all in on “The Penis Mightier”. That magnificent bastard.

Blew up, I think you mean.

Any way they want to!

But that’s so boring, Daddy, do a story about the dolly!

You get a star for Captain Murphy.

Broad, unsubtle, occasionally tacky.

Ok, sorry for the extremely late reply, but things have been busy on the work front lately (IT work is never done) and I just haven’t had the time for a measured response, so a quick one will have to do.

I don’t know, that cow mascot from Borden dairy has a slightly unhinged look about itself.

I’m trying to parse that opening sentence and I’m afraid I just can’t. What exactly are you trying to convey there, AV Club?

Both of you take these upvotes, as this is the most delightfully absurd little thread I’ve read all day.

“hardcore auteurist”