For when the One Sports Network comes

“Why don’t you put the word ‘did’ in front of it?” he said. “And then a question mark at the end of it.”

WV fan #1: Man, that’s just like kissing your sister.

“I recently joined The Grinder, Harold, and I’m not sure whether I missed something, but it’s been nothing but non-stop hunks telling me what a pretty, pretty boy I am.”

Ruben Amaro: [gives steal sign]

He and his parents went to the press, of course they used his name. Federal and state law only prohibit the school from releasing it.

Great, like we need another endless week of Manziel and some talking heads.

Thank you for your input, berzerkertits.

Andy Reid is glad this is finally over so he can start focusing on other, much more positive steaks.

whoa

An assault case should help their draft stock because NFL teams love players who had a pro-style offense in college.

“Those bastards in Bristol are ruining everything,” Palin continued. “I’ll be babysitting every weekend ‘til I’m fucking 75 years old at this rate.”

“Now...where was I on the ESPN thing....oh right, Curt Schilling...”

i think he was confusing “Nazis” with “Nazr Mohammed”, the famous Muslim basketball player. something like that, maybe. anyway see you guys later

This is the first time a Jets player has been publicly cold-cocked since Brett Favre sent that picture to Jenn Sterger from the team’s ice-bath.

“One down, nobody on, bottom of the fifth here at Busch Stadium, as Deadspin Commenter steps up to the plate.”

Mike Tirico's Inner Monologue: "What is he— can it be? Yes! He is reaching for my manly chest! All the days, the years I've longed for this, and finally my fantasies have come to fruition! Sure, to some, it may seem like a mere playful grope, but I know better. When you work alongside a man for so long, you can sense…