Best DS headline in a while!!

“He sent us a tip”

Serious question, Magary- at what schools are you giving commencement speeches this year? Anyone ask? Or are you strictly convocations now?

Corey Maggette

“Not so fast, my friend...”

“The Arostocrats!!”

Can we remember some Deadspin guys one of these days? Here, I’ll start.

Kyle Wagner: Really? Never?

Sam Hinkie: [Drafts Riley Curry in his mind from a refrigerator box somewhere]

Pimento cheese and white privilege are the flavors of my youth.

Follow up, please ask him how to pronounce his name. I’m guessing it’s “Samer” as in “stop fucking asking me how to pronounce my name”

Wokest bae on the Deadspin staff?

It’s been some time since a comment made me audibly laugh in my office... but that one did it. Thanks for that, Chidly. Love the varsity team showing up in the comments for the Jez-DS staff swap.

Just realized this was a Ford Edge... just realized this was a stretch of I-41 through Appleton, WI that is on my wife’s route home from work every day.

I remember Odd Future Wolf Gang Kill Them All they were a band i think

Manu: The Balls Of Fate

Thanks, Rob.

Thank you for everything you do.

Is there a response contest on Deadspin twitter or something- because if so you’ve won it 2 days in a row you glorious moran.

This is well reasoned, good-natured and humorous. Immediately cease and desist from writing about all the musics please.