I feel bad for the guy and not because he made an honest mistake that in no way would make a thinking being believe he was racist, but for how he feels the need to fall all over himself explaining how he's the most in the tank liberal anyone could want to meet. Strange times. 

Smith got the Bears to cede some ground on voidable guarantees

Poor guy was terrified his fellow liberals were going to call him a racist so he just babbled stupidly for 13 tweets. 

Never go on a game show! Never do it!

Congratulations on all your wrong answers:

Yeah when I wear sandals I take the right one off for throttle and brake action but always keep the left on for the clutch. Why not just take the baby’s shoe and put it on your lap? That little poop factory doesn’t need it, I mean he never even offers to drive!

Yeah I don’t get the confusion. At least two of those would have been called for UR last year. And if that really is the only way to play safety then yeah, maybe they need to eliminate the position. I get that there’s an awful lot of muscle memory baked into these guys and having a ref give them a Power Point…

All of those seemed like fine calls to me? It looked like, in all three cases, the defender lowered himself down so that he was leading with the helmet. The 3rd one is the closest. 

At the very least, he earns some points for eradicating Florida.

Should have taken a left turn at Albuquerque. Maybe then you wouldn’t have ended up with your head up your own ass.

You are an objectively awful person.

Stuff like this fascinates me though. Should you be aiming at the best player on the team instead? Not aiming at all and just saying fuck it I don’t care what happens? Why bother trying at all? Why spend the money and the effort to play a sport that you have no interest in what the outcome is? Why not just go to a bar…

In some circles, those words are the chorus to a top 10 rap song.

So what you’re saying, is that this was a grate pun.

No surprise here. The best way to make a bunt cake is not with a trea, but with a pan.

I thought he was done when he Philippe’d right over that wall.

I gave you a star but your battery percentage stresses me out.  

This is a scorching hot take.  Robbie, is that you?

My first thought also, what an idiotic omission.

I wish you guys would fix your infographics. You put a lot of time and effort into them only to leave one KEY piece of information off - the distance Pastrani jumped.