Because if I said they were Portuguese I’d be a liar.

6. Hit the car with a bus.

You know, some people also didn’t like The Last Jedi because it’s a structurally questionable movie with some bad writing and underdeveloped (or underused) characters.

Undefeated in this tournament!

The team is owned by Nintendo of America, so it’s likely to be Wichiro.

This is why people hate soccer.

It’s that time of year again, when the portable shitters fly back north for the summer.

Now I want the video of his wife plunking him on his next plate appearance.

it really is. My favorite part isn’t even in the video, though. It’s this...

That victory jog is way too satisfying to watch.

In Russia, beer has too much Ovechkin.

Wait, is it just pitcher Ohtani on the DL? And can hitter Ohtani still hit? Yahoo Fantasy tells me that he’s two separate people at times.

Getting to second and third base because someone isn’t fully aware of what’s going on is fine in baseball. Don’t try it in any other circumstance.

Geez, maybe he shouldn’t have tried to be the General Manager then.

If there is one place where I feel that LeBron’s game may lack, it is this moment right here. I feel like at times he becomes just another player on the team. He is the leader of the team, and has to get control over what just happened. Attitude reflects leadership, and this response says it all.

I am more upset than I should be for you switching from Dong to Dinger mid post.

x2. During the Nashville Winnipeg series a player had his face sliced opened by a skate and was back on the ice as soon as he got it stitched up.

Canadians also. We see this, and then have to tolerate hockey jokes? Really?

This is why Americans wonder why the rest of the world loves soccer.

Zlatan did not receive a red card. The red card received Zlatan.