Counter point: Greek life mostly sucks. The people involved in sororities and fraternities wield influence on campus and beyond, through job market networking, in support of a social standard that everyone involved tries so hard to meet that it is only questioned when someone falls out a window or needs a fucking…

3 eggs for breakfast isn’t a miserable breakfast?
I eat more than 900 calories but I don’t eat a massive breakfast. I have 2 eggs and veggies sometimes. What’s the big deal? 

Surprised to see Alice in Wonderland so high.

I’d place Big Fish much higher, especially over Dark Shadows. Yeh, it’s corny at times, but also kinda delightful and the episodic nature of it works well...

“He wants the government to help him, but he doesn’t want the government to help other people.”

Fun idea, and obviously a list like this is going to be totally subjective, but you missed the biggest summer song I can recall of the last 30 years: Promiscuous by Nelly Furtado in 2006. There has been nothing in my lifetime I can recall getting more wall-to-wall play for an entire summer than that song.

Oh, thank God, what a relief. I was worried someone might make the argument guns are used impulsively. But apparently he could have murdered his wife with a chair, while his adult son sat by and watched, I guess? Fortunately it didn’t come to that.

People are messy and do dumb things all the time. I blame myself for reading this.

Yeah, I think the more clearly they explain their position, the more people reject it. Republicans seem to do best when they lie about their positions.

JFC these two sound like college freshmen trustafarians on LSD.

The fact that it’s described as “trying” to fix things is so funny to me. Like he’s just going around randomly turning wrenches and banging on things.

Fucking hell is musk insufferable.

Every time I read an article that quotes her, I first think, “Well, she’s pretty young, isn’t she? She’ll probably mature a little and think differently. What is she, like twenty-two, twenty-three, something like that?” And then I head over to Wikipedia to be reminded that, no, she’s actually thirty-five.

Also, he’s French and a dancer. There was a zero percent chance he wasn’t going to cheat.

I just want to know what criteria the voters are using to continue to advance “call me maybe”...most of these songs are not music I particularly like/listen to, but that song fucking sucks yet beat out Queen Bey’s banger AND is beating the summer song of my lifetime.

They go to L.A.....

Man I remember when one of the renditions of this film featured I believe Amy Schumer and I'm sure that version would be slightly differently received.  Its amusing and surreal to see the guy who made Marriage Story and the woman behind Lady Bird working on a Barbie film but boy am I glad they did.  Guess those Lego…

It was ahead of its time and only gets more relevant with each passing year. I re-watched it last year and it didn’t disappoint.

I'm pretty sure "ahead of its time" is the general current critical consensus on that movie, yeah. 

saw it at tiff, loved it. i weep for the inevitable remake that, i dunno, reunites the cast of old school or something.