I have hyperhidrosis as well but I was told that if I have botox done on my pits, palms, and feet that it has to be redone multiple times a year AND  that the sweat would just come out somewhere else...I didn’t want to find out where (underboob, forehead, groin???) so I’m just here in living the damp life.

I will pop any pimple, rip out any toenail, pull a nail out of a foot, get the contact out of the back of an eyelid, strain baby poop out of the bathtub; but, for the love of god, so long as it is possible, I will pee in fucking blissful privacy.

My daughter was born seven weeks early and couldn’t latch because she was fucking premmie. The “lactation specialist” at our hospital kept pushing me to keep trying even though by 4lb 3oz kiddo was losing weight and suffering from arrhythmia. I didn’t know that I was capable of wanting shove a nipple shield down a…

And find your own socks. WTF? 

There are more privately owned guns in America than Americans. This place is fucking bonkers. 

I think it’s less about the general critique of actors in the 20s and 30s playing teens than it is about the fact that a 17 year old boy does not actually look like a man. He is gawky and young. It’s harder to romanatize the relationship between an adult woman and an actual teen boy when you see them together. 

Perhaps it’s just my aesthetic but I’ve watched both of these series all the way through multiple times. In fact, each time a new season came out I would rewatch all the previous episodes. They are beautiful, funny looks at actual human life (even if one has a horse as a protagonist). 

I think you love and raise your children to hope that they grow up to be men and women of integrity and when they fail to do so by their early adulthood, especially in light of the high expectations and enormous privilege, tempers could wear mighty thin.

My husband cooks like he’s still working in a kitchen and desperately misses the walls. I miss the dishboy. 

My PIL have a beautiful, spotless marble island. The whole family sits in there while my MIL or husband cook and it’s a wonderful family bonding experience. The island in my own home is literally only not a pile of crap when we have important guests over. 

A lot of people in this thread confusing where they live with having a personality. Christ. 

Please dismiss responses from Dr. Emilio Lizardo. 

Please dismiss responses from Dr. Emilio Lizardo. 

I’m just saying the whole “poor rural white people no not what they do” schtick is fucking overplayed. 

This is so wild. I grew up in the rural midwest and had a lot of friends and family teetering on the edge of poverty. Some died in domestic violence situations, some died in drug/alcohol-related accidents and overdoses--weirdly none of them blamed gays, immigrants, or brown people for their problems. Huh. 

That’s absurd. The person who owns the property is liable for the property taxes. They pass the cost of that property tax onto you on top of the cost of maintenance and their own personal profit. When you rent you are paying for all the things you would have to pay for if you owned plus the profit for your landlord.…

But as a renter you pay property taxes. It’s just a part of your rent. That’s why rent goes up when property taxes go up. 

I find the best part to be that in six years, I won’t have a mortgage anymore. I’ll just pay the nominal insurance and property taxes and save a fuck ton of money. I think one of the biggest problems is people take on too much. They buy a house that is more than their monthly rent when they should be shooting for…

I live in a small college town and the cost of a one-bedroom apartment is two times the cost of my mortgage payment for my three-bedroom house (which includes insurance and property tax). Just put the difference in savings and you have money for repairs...it also means you can have the repairs done right so that when…

You are paying for maintenance, property tax and insurance. It’s just baked into the monthly rent.