Also, no one calls a person they are sexually attracted to “a hoot”. 

We always got one of those giant, plastic containers of Planters Cheez Balls and we only stopped to pee if dad had to pee. Wild rides. 

Man, I used to spend my summers highlighting TripTiks for 3.25 an hour. I miss that job.

Why is it that now that we have empowered women having sex, we don’t get graphic sex scenes anymore? No female POV? Even with Dany and her boytoy we only got like half a butt cheek. 

As far as King’s Landing is concerned, Tyrion was convicted of killing his own father, escaped from prison and is loyal to a foreign queen thus a traitor. So I don’t think that makes much sense.

A little pillow talk to reinforce the change wouldn’t have come amiss and would have cost way less than the cgi dragon carnage. 

and had the show and ounce of honesty left in it, he would have.

Ugh...I paid someone tons of money to kill my brother and now I have dozens of arrows trained on him so for some reason I won’t have him shot....

I stopped watching when I heard she was killed. There’s no way I could handle that. 

It was until about halfway in when you realized that fan favorites kept being surrounded by superfast deadly zombies and somehow surviving over and over and over again.

Down at Winterfell after s8e2:
Blacksmiths to Sansa: We finished forging all the dragonglass. What shall we do now?
Sansa: Forge plot armor for the audience favorites!

My favorite part:
Bran: [Knowing how this all ends]: Theon, you’re a really good guy now so you should die saving me.
Theon: Runs screaming toward death itself [dies]
Arya: [Ninja-flying death stab]
Bran: ha ha! [Nelson voice]

About seven years ago I had the exact same problem. I bought these Worishofers. Since then they’ve done Italy, two trips to China, New York, and day to day wear with me. They are amazing.

That’s not what’s going on though and you’d see that if you read beyond the slot’s stupid clickbait headline. 

I have a “complex” relationship with my father. I find it hard to believe that Sam, who himself was terribly mistreated by his father and understood the stakes of the political game (he’s not a naif), would jump into grudge mode immediately. 

Hell, I was surprised Sam cared so much about his shit family getting charred. 

Not to mention, creates a cleaner post-action toilet bowl. 

I used to just hate raw onions, now they hate me back...It turns out I never really knew what heartburn was until I ate a piece of raw onion after I turned 35.

I’ve been waiting for this day...

I’m trying not to take this personally but I own that sweater.