I agree this gay went too far, and is a ridiculous asshole... but camera lenses feel “male gazey” and “rapey”? To a woman who has done “scandalous” photoshoots for many magazines and being on camera is literally her livelihood? No thanks, for the rape pseudo-comparison.

Damn, Daniel.

If you hosted a gathering of NBA players who don’t flop on the regular you’d be looking at an empty room.

I’m not so sure this team is as obviously talented as you say. Other than James Harden, the Rockets are filled with guys well past their primes and JAGs.

Come on dude. The best teams get the best results. Period. I feel like you’d be totally comfortable writing ‘The Best Team in Europe Will Not Win the Champions League” (in reference to your club Barcelona), which is just crap and wrong.

Nah, man. No question Leicester is the best team.

Counterpoint:

Sorry, I meant under the age of 50.

Yeah, NBA benches never get excited when their star player gets them back the lead with 2.7 seconds left in a playoff game. In fact, the history of the NBA is a history of the bench stoically watching until the final buzzer, at which time they either bow their heads deeply in defeat, or give a shallow nod to affirm…

This chirping from the Rockets front office guys would be a lot more fun if it didn’t have to compete with the Vine of half their team looking mad that they’re not gonna get swept.

That’s completely different, bro. China has a lot more money than North Carolina.

I like it. What the fuck is the difference? They’re going to lose the series anyway. The whole “respect” and “bulletin board material” angle on sports is the tiredest shit. Go have fun and talk shit, Stanley.

I’ll buy that, but still, he is less small-folk than he is country club rich kid that happens to be lovable.

It’s understandable that he’d feel the need to respond this way; hasn’t his track record here earned him some leeway?

*Makes wanking motion with hand*

Agreed. I keep hoping that Deadspin will get a quality soccer writer someday. When Billy is not stroking Barca, he’s calling the Premier League title race over in August.

Tears.... Barca Billy is bitter.

Oh man the tears of the Catalan-lovers having to watch Real get these ‘easy’ draws taste just scrumptious.

And people say he never steps up in big games.

FYI the pic you used is one of a kid eating dippin dots...so.....