Yikes. She looks like a newly-turned zombie in that picture.

I think Titan A.E. covered the trailer parks in space.

Ducks are horrible rape monsters. I read a book about raising ducks (while bored nearly to death at a friend's house) and apparently, you have to keep a close eye on the beasts because it's not uncommon for female ducks to drown as a result of being forcibly mated with while swimming.

Orgasm from vaginal intercourse alone is pretty rare to begin with, except in works of fiction, so I doubt there's anything wrong with you except unrealistic expectations.

Thanks.

Good point. But I still think she's kind of a dick.

My first thought of what "pulling a Gywneth" means would be writing a blog post about how much you disliked having to scold one of the servants because they didn't heat the lowfat organic almond milk to the precise temperature you require for your latte.

Get ginger ale with a cherry in it (out of earshot of people who might bug you about not drinking). It looks like a cocktail, and has worked for me nicely when I'm out socializing but can't, shouldn't, or don't want to drink alcohol for whatever reason.

Bowie's lawyers? But what does The Thin White Duke himself think about it? Is he even aware?

There's a finite amount of money available; the reform bill that was supposed to give more money to fruit and veggie producers would have taken some away from the meat, soy, corn, and dairy conglomerates. Politically, that went over like a lead balloon.

You're not going to like the explanation for all this, but here it is:

Couldn't edit, the second obesity was supposed to be diabetes. Oops.

Just memorize Leviticus, and you're pretty much covered.

I have one really good reason to not be vegan: Brie.

Good question. How many members do you have to have before your religion is mainstream? Christianity was viewed as a crazy splinter sect of Judaism until it gained a relatively large following.

You don't. I started going gray (and dying my hair) at 16. Now I'm 44. I look about 32, and since I stopped dying my hair I've been getting a ton of compliments about the silver streaks. From hot guys in their mid-20s.

Gotta love questionable medical treatments for the sake of vanity.

Found actual instructions here - [www.annathered.com]

It's not sexism so much as "How is that even possible?" And ouchie.

If the dude is colorblind, wearing color is mocking his disability, so if he rapes you, it's your own fault for making him feel inadequate.