I really don’t understand drivers these days. Granted, I used to be one of the impatient, but now I realize that leaving a little early and not stressing over things like other cars being in the way is the path to stress-free driving. Anxiety is the cause of bad traffic, and as an anxious person, I’ve learned that…

Lane jockeys.

On the other hand, those people who merge as soon as they see the merge sign are actually making traffic worse. You should learn how to zipper merge properly.

I’d like to ban monkey drivers who won’t let you merge AND mergers who drive all the way to the end of the merge lane and shove their way into nearly-stopped traffic because no one understands physics.