Lol. The death of a 90-year-old man is not “carnage,” it’s natural (in fact, he lived longer than most men do). Stop that silliness, ma’am.

That does suck. I’d do almost anything I could to avoid that — even move in with a bunch of roommates, or move to a shitty but very inexpensive area. Or wander the world on a couch-surfing quest. 

That doesn’t seem so bad.

You can still go biking as an adult. :)

The only way to stay “free” as an adult is to remain single and never have children. THEN it’s largely a freedom party. (I am both single and childless and would not have it any other way for a moment.)

What? How old were these kids? Are we talking seven-year-olds or a bunch of teens with eating disorders (more understandable)?

Oh, yeah, let’s not forget how vicious, cruel and lacking in empathy so many kids on the schoolyard are. Childhood is a minefield!

Lol — I’m assuming you’re joking just a little here? Although there is nothing wrong with a sexless marriage if it’s cool with both partners.

One Million Moms (75K actual members last time I checked) and the American Family Association and other assorted bigots have launched a boycott...

Agreed. Childhood sucks — you have pretty much no control, there is little escape if your home life sucks, people are always telling you that life isn’t fair and you can’t even vote. F that.

Ha, ha, OK, you’re right. They kinda look like yoga pants if you don’t look too closely. That’s how I remembered the outfit, too — as being sorta jammie-like. ;)

Most def.

I’m really bad at fashion, so I have no idea what I’m talking about here but — MAYBE those shorts and shirt and sneaks are hugely trendy right now? Maybe that rough-looking denim shorts thing is like $250 a pop? Sometimes those shitty-looking, ripped up clothes are actually expensive designer threads.

You know, actually, when you go back to other Simmons/Stern routines (yes, I kinda fell into a YouTube hole with these), Richard pulls the crying act numerous other times, and it always seems fake. He was just a nutty dude with a serious shtick. It seemed like he and Stern really liked each other, and Richard gave…

Sure, that makes sense — and it certainly doesn’t have to be formal wear just because the hosts wear suits.

You think? She’s basically wearing jammie bottoms and a T.

The blowback was because she flashed him. But she came on wearing what were basically pajamas. Celebs don’t need to dress up to go on these cheesy, largely insufferable late-night shows. Ridic.

Well, we don’t need cars, for one. That’s a HUGE expense that can easily be taken off the table.

Lol — seriously? Do you remember this?

She is a total “spiritual mumbo jumbo” intellectual lightweight. In many ways, dumb as fucking rocks.