If it's any comfort, I was born in 1980 and have never seen The Goonies. This fills people with disbelief every time they hear it.

No, it's prescribed for common influenza too. Two years ago I was struck with the flu and pneumonia at the same time (thanks boyfriend) and was prescribed tamiflu. Didn't fill the scrip though, cause was uninsured at the time and there's no generic for tamiflu.

...I think your wife must be my long-lost twin, because I'm the same way. My apartment's cluttered, my clean clothes are piled on top of my hamper, but my bathroom is spotless.

I just watched this episode again this morning. Love it!

If your girlfriend can't figure out how to turn on the tv with a logitech remote, she's likely a moron. (I say that as a woman)

I had an original iphone until April of this year, when I upgraded to the 4s. It wasn't completely unusable, for my needs it worked fine. The only reason I upgraded is because it finally broke to the point that I couldn't use it (speaker fell off the bottom, and the logo on the back became loose, exposing components)…

This is so true. I live with my fiance, I have super pale skin and the hair on my legs grows back fairly dark, and he still doesn't notice that I go weeks without shaving until I say something along the lines of "I need to shave."

Yeah, you can watch this season without having seen the first. It's completely stand-alone as far as I can tell, other than some of the actors (Jessica Lange, Evan Peters, Lily Rabe and Zachary Quinto) having been in the first season too.

I can't talk to my boyfriend, who has an iPad, no cell phone, through SMS.

Oh my stars, that is going to be adorable.

Um, where does it say the students are 17 years old? The article says it's a middle school.

Yeah, from the descriptions Gawker posted (which they're now being sued for) it wasn't flattering at all. And I swear, the longer I'm unemployed, the more random stuff like this fills my head!

Turducken is actually really good. We did one for thanksgiving a few years ago.

They were best friends. Now they're apparently at odds, with Bubba the Love Sponge saying Hogan leaked the tape himself and that he's basically crazy, and Hogan saying Bubba leaked the tape and that he didn't know the tape was being made. (oh god why do I know this?)

*sigh* Unfortunately, yes. Surprisingly, he was fine afterwards.

I dunno, the Golden Corral my fiance and I go to occasionally is actually pretty good. Of course, we live 5 minutes from their corporate offices and 2 minutes from the 'flagship' restaurant of the chain, so that might have something to do with it. The ones in my hometown were horrible (once witnessed a friend eat a…

I worked at a movie theater for years. We always noticed when somebody attempted to do this.

Yeah, didn't want to come off as overly snarky, but i felt it was a valid point :)

Cause this is Jezebel, and not Gizmodo.

I have a 120 gig hard drive (5 year old laptop) and have 75 gigs of stuff on it.