You are aware that boxers are commonly referred to as “fighters” and a boxing match is typically referred to as a “fight,” correct? And even technical or defensive boxers are known as “technical fighters” or “defensive fighters.” And he’s 49-0. If Laura had called him one of the greatest knockout artists or sluggers,…

Depends on who you voted for. I voted Hillary and actually enjoyed this article, even if it’s not satirical. It’s a good balance to this site and all of the other Post-Gawker sites.

As if io9 would want to talk about lame-ass 2D.

Go back to io9, and never speak to us again.

Karjakin is also a great way to kill time in traffic.

*Don’t do it... no one knows you’re a nerd. No one knows you’re a nerd.*

FUCK! Let’s get a warning so I don’t grab these hot takes without oven mittens, okay?

Tebow reached on a fielder’s choice...

Last time Bill was a part of a historical sporting event, Daffy Duck was there. Guess what happened then? Yeah, earth was saved

it’s just a picture of legs that cuts to an image of a man standing in a burning house and he has a goat head and his eyes are the black of the void and then it cuts back to an image of legs with paint on them and then it’s the goat headed man and he’s closer to the foreground and I can smell sulfur and then it cuts…

I always trust my local dogfighter when he says his dogs are all looked after in luxury hotels.

When they fill the infield with water?

HA, JOKES ON THE PEOPLE WITH MONEY. I’M ALREADY POOR.

rimshot

Your move detroit

Finally a pro scout recognizes Tebow as a quarterback.

This is a good Cubs fan post.

Update: 4th goal.

Husky and Starch

"Oh, she wasn't just pretending"