Every government is fucked up and if you don't understand that then you're too naive for me to even waste my time on.

What a cliffhanger! “What do you want me to do?” “Um.” Such thrilling dialogue. Can't wait for the sequel.

We are so rarely disappointed

Two continents actually. Get your facts right before busting out the snark

He’s not your buddy, guy!

Yeah, but thats because they didn’t give Bradford any water to drink from the pope’s glass.

Papelblown. Get him over 20 pitches and you lose the game

Well no, it's $1.6M for 80 regular season home games.

It’s Michigan, Ohio, and Indiana. If you don’t have some connection, it’s impossible to understand. I have tried teaching my friends in CT and once you get into Bowers and Tricks they are done.

18 Wins, 1 Giant Loss. Cling to the glory days

Just wait until Wisconsin uses Pai Mei’s training to punch out of that coffin

I knew a guy who had some kind of skin damage (maybe burn marks, he never said) involving discolored skin on his face. His gf’s friends all called him Rorschach.

Day is just sad he isn’t on the Mets.

TY 4bl0g Tom

Tom Brady thinks corporate sponsorship is more important than hard hitting journalism

HDMI cables are really hard

Stan 2016

Dodgeball sequel with the german team from beerfest. Make it happen deadspin

I hate when my priest gets ransacked

MMM New Jersey sewer water!