It belongs in a museum!

Go back to Russia and stop poisoning our precious bodily fluids with your sparkling water.

For the record, the judge was most likely applying a law or program in place for similar situations. In simply applying the law the way it is written, the judge is not to blame, but rather those who wrote the law, the government of New Jersey. In turn then it is you, the people, who elected these representatives and…

How could you even consider the quiet corner of Connecticut? That's basically the twilight zone

The Germans were in the right in WWI

Now now Drew, don't be jealous. It's unbecoming of you.

Domestic Assault and Bullying. When you hear the Ravens are coming to town....

It's actually spelled "Lawyers"

You must mean Jerry Reese, the GM who has won two superbowls and found players such as Victor Cruz, Mario Manningham, Hakeem Nicks, Andre Brown, Kevin Boss, etc.

+1

You know people are ignorant when they disagree with me.

I could understand if he was saying "Be careful who you associate with and don't waste your time on the idiots who are going to hit you." I don't think that is what he is saying though and he kind of comes across as a moron.

Let's go Bluefish! Bridgeport baby!

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Dear Mr. Wheeler:

And that, Ladies and Gentleman, is the physical embodiment of Cleveland sports (pre-Lebron at least).

If you were caught beating up a woman, I suspect your boss would fire you.

now you don't have to guess

No "h" in tomato, FYI.