The first comment was your basket, the follow-up was your Iverson stepping over Lue

Just want to put out the list of guys with 3,000 hits/450 HRs

Calls for someone with a different opinion than you to be silenced...

Like some sort of ban?

Needless flexing of authority, wild overreaction to immigrant, old and miserable.

David’s girlfriend, right here.

I try not to fart in front of the fiance if I can help it. But if I’m in bed, or if I’m mad at her, or if I’m really sure that it’s going to be a long extended loud fart that will be hilarious, or if we’re leaving an elevator when other people are rushing in, or if I think I can blame it on the dog, or if we’re in a…

I couldn’t agree more. Steve Kerr unleashing these guys to fire 3s whenever and wherever is a watershed moment in basketball. The Ws are so much more than the sum of their parts. I think Thompson, Curry, and Green are all playing way above their ceilings. Durant’s the only one you could drop in Brooklyn and not have…

I have weathered a lot of micro-scandals but this one hurts MOST, because of the vulnerability of letting people know Lamby and my story, and because I miss him so damn much. I know I’m a lot of fun to place your issues on, but I won’t let anyone hang their hat on this peg. Not this time.

My initial thought on millennial is 1980-1995, but when I stop and think shit, 1980 means they are 37, I tend to think na man that’s to damn old. I probably would consider someone 22 too young too.

I think 22 is right there. 22 means they were 6 during 9/11 (!!!!!!!! THAT IS ABSURD), which I guess isn’t too far off?

Winner gets Brock Lesnar at Summerslam

I’m fairly certain that this is the absolute best possible option

I’m just hoping that McGregor loses his bearings, gets confused about where he is, and kicks Mayweather in the face, right before being DQ’ed.

Respectfully disagree. The whole point of texting is that it’s asynchronous—you read a text when it’s a good time to, and you respond to it when it’s a good time to. If you have read receipts on and you’re expecting me to read your text right away and answer it right away, and you think I’m telling you to fuck off if…

It was a fair trade, one brain-dead American for another.

You forgot to add “AND I WilL KIll U AN ALL YUR RELATIVS”

The weirdo

Clearly you’re not familiar with the outrageous self confidence of a 15 year old Canadian hockey player. You, who I assume is a grown man could walk up to one of those kids and make fun of his name to his face backed up by a dozen of your tough adult friends...and he would laugh in your face and tell you to remind…