How oddly appropriate that Snyder has chosen to leave behind him a trail of tiers.

I have a sushi story too. In grad school there was a dopy “I’ve traveled all over the world because my daddy paid for it and is paying for me to do this now too” shithead a year or two ahead of me, who liked to brag that he held the most sushi roles eaten in one sitting record for the department we were in. His record…

Proof of what though? Deflating? Inflating? It sounds like one of the guys would overinflate the balls to piss off Brady, which is hilarious. “Fuckin watermelons coming”

“We knew that Halifax was gonna get blown out. We got that message loud and clear with a few hours to spare. So we decided not to show up at all. Thank fuck.”

Typical Kentucky. Quarterback takes a brutal hit while the offensive line just stands there.

Shouldn’t be too hard to figure out who stole Jobu’s rum in that locker room...

There once was a burner named Joe
Who was some guy that I didn’t know
His attempted criticism
Of my quick-written witticism
Really made him come across as an asshole to anyone with a modicum of common sense and decency

There once was a lifter named Tom
Who went at his task with aplomb
Took the bar off its pegs
And exploded his legs
And I still don’t give a shit about weightlifting

Of course he would choose the concussion. A torn ACL would severely restrict his ability to suck his own dick.

It helps that that Jimmy in an infinitely more likable character than Walter White. I love Breaking Bad and think Bryan Cranston was Brilliant but Walt was a garbage person.

Honestly, this is probably true. Breaking Bad steadily lost its appeal for me as its antagonists became more and more over the top. But Saul so far has stayed grounded in reality with believable antagonists, and hasn’t incurred a single unenjoyable moment as a result.

When does a pentagon have four sides?

Joffrey had better go ahead and get on the road. It's a long drive to Temecula.

I'm having trouble dealing with the fact that I can't stop laughing at what appears to be a 4 yr old suffering an acl tear AND a concussion.

You're aware that you can make ridged chips all of these flavours as well, right?

Meanwhile, Packer fans are still waiting for Mike McCarthy's balls to show up.

I think that if the Patriots aren't dealt a harsh punishment, then it's obviously a result of Kraft's relationship with Goodell. After all, didn't he suspend Peterson for the entire season on account of switching balls?