Shut it down folks. We have a winner

“The rules also state that the kickoff has to travel 10 yards and hit the ground before it’s a live ball that can be recovered by the kicking team.”

For the love of god, please no one show Donald Trump CCTV’s response.

• Decriminalizing medical marijuana

Anyone notice that it’s the most fucking cracker ass, honky mother fuckers, who likely never put a god damn helmet on their heads in their lives, who wax poeticly about the “good ol’ days when players honored their contracts and Confederate Flags were still cool.”

Came for this joke, and appreciate the subtlety

“We’ll see if you agree when you’re falsely accused of a crime...”

Rings.

It’s fascinating to look at the Boomer generation and see their steady decline into absolute narcissism & selfishness.

There haven’t been a lot of writers who can really nail the feeling that come from being a part of a football team. Your writing is right up there with Rick Telander.

Is there some sort of machine that could combine both Frankie Smokes and DSJ into 1, effective Point Guard?

Should have used a colon.

Does being a defrocked, excommunicated priest really count as “not going to church?”

ZOOOOOOOMG people, yes, if you’re belief structure boils down to, “homosexuals should not be allowed to marry, have children, and be forced into conversion therapy,” then you are indeed a bigot.

And if you’re not aware, the Raiders threw a whopping 7 TD passes that year. So suck on those nuts too, brother.

Oh you’re referring to the year he had well known QB studs... (checks notes)... Andrew Walter(?) and Aaron Brooks throwing him passes? The year the Raiders went 2-14?

Moss actually held up his end of the bargain with the Raiders, and I’d argue the team was even more poorly run then than it is now.

From an offensive, and even more specifically QB myopic view, Bama hasn’t done as well with its players. Perhaps it was the case that they weren’t getting the top QB’s to their program, at least until Tua showed up on their door. But that could also be a result of top prospects seeing how QB’s have been utilized in…

I think we have a winner!

This is an early front runner, folks.