I know he’s still recovering from the injury, but so many players who were worse then he was LAST YEAR have already been signed.

I know this is a joke, but Boogie is clearly being low-balled and maybe low key blacklisted.

“Pop-offs are an important part of fighting game competition...”

Jesus Christ, who shit in your cornflakes?

The thing that stood out to me the most in that ESPN article is that it seems like it was, in fact, the younger players who didn’t pull their weight.

“You’re the moron, Dufus!!!!!” is def my fave with this batch of wack job emails

There are a variety of pills for that. But if you’re a traditionalist, I hear Sweden makes excellent... ah, Chub pumps?

Don’t over think this.

The updated Eagles and Mighty Duck logo’s should be instituted immediately. They’re massive upgrades over any logos they’ve ever had.

Is Gardner really in the same territory as Paul O’Neill?

How about, because of their complete lack of self awareness, which you kindly gave everyone an example of with your post?

Not a doctor, but I ruptured my ACL within a few weeks of a hamstring pull.

RIP

And they got Danny Green in that equation too. I'd say he alone is more valuable then Potel ever would have been. How do you not make that trade?

Everyone claiming, “but it’s satire,” is full of shit. Everyone knows the best satire is rooted in truth. Burneko was over the top, with tongue firmly planted in cheek, but you can’t say that his article wasn’t rooted in the “Durant is a pussy” narrative. It was a joke article, but it’s over the top nature doesn’t…

Holy fuck man, those last 2 sentences. You’ve gone a long way in classing up the joint.

You’re gonna need about 5 more years of high level play and 2 more rings before you can claim to be in the same breath as the Showtime Lakers or the Jordan Bulls.

So, like, their moms then?

*with a French accent*

I sprained my floating rib while barf/shitting when I got food poisoning. Sneezing for about a month was pure hell. Even worse then the puke-shits