Bad take. Goose wouldn’t have been suspended because in his day, umpires weren’t pussies who had to hide behind the commissioners office. In his day, the officiating crew would follow you to your car and beat you half to death with a chest protector for pulling a stunt like that. Alternatively, they’d just tip off the…

When the cops show up and find the bloody and bruised, barely breathing body of an old fucking rapist and ask what anyone saw, the answer should then be, “Not a damn thing."

Don’t let anyone know I laughed at this.

Someone tell Dwight there is a perfectly legal substance to enhance grip in situations like this

As someone who spent a shitload of time in Iraq the “witty banter” is what keeps many of us sane. Shitty stuff happens every day, and many people use humor to try to help them get through it. It’s no different than useless platitudes from people who never really knew the guy. Both are designed to help the person…

I'm from the south so I know how devastating it is getting the clap from cousins.

This is terrible, but we have to have hope. Doctors are fallible and I am sure Mr. Sager will not stop fighting.

Y'know, you're right. Reasonable people can disagree. For example, you prefer pancakes to French toast, and on the other hand, I'm gonna kill you.