I know. I need to go find Monterey Jack and tell him I’m sorry.

Is “yummy” too silly for you, noochbazooka?

Turn it on its side and go to town.

You’re supposed to eat it with a knife and fork like you would a Snickers bar.

Where does this bitch get off trying to be creative? You’re supposed to eat food, not gawp at it in awe like it’s a fucking Picasso.

Here’s another one: every type of cheese ever was scraped from the devil’s dick.