I never saw an uncircumcised one. I chose you to share that with. Sorry and thanks.

Few things more obnoxious in life than white women (any woman) who wax poetic about how into black guys they are

Where is Yoga Nerd? I miss her :(

It’s weird how much I subconsciously end up associating the Gawker icons with their image. Like every now and then I’m pretty sure I think that Yoga Nerd is actually Ariana Grande with a PhD commenting on Jezebel in her free time.

Why do you have a photo of Yoga Nerd at the top?

Gap prices? Is your LB Gap prices? Because if so, you’re lucky. Ours regularly stocks single pieces over $100—— but the pieces are not tailored well, are not made from great fabrics, and frankly aren’t even usually on trend. It’s vexing.

I’ve basically just given up on trying to look stylish and I’m now either wearing t-shirt and jeans or athletic wear (I go to the gym, so I give myself an excuse to wear it whenever I want).

great, so when the $12.99 pamphlet doesn’t sell well, they’ll say, “look, plus size doesn’t sell”.....

If you’re a six in Europe then times that by 2, plus 32....so in America you’re a 44!

easy test: go abroad, find out if you get ensnared in a drug trafficking ring or not.

Now I’m confused because Europe uses the metric system; maybe I’m only a 6 in America, but it converts to a 10 overseas?

“There has to be some form of punishment,” Trump said. “For the woman?” Matthews asked. “Yeah,” Trump said, nodding.

He laid that one on a fucking tee...

I feel like I’m living in a perpetual Twilight Zone episode. Every day I have an increasing sense of dread and dismay coupled with a vague feeling that I must be dreaming.

“Sir, with all due respect, that’s the argument of a 5-year-old,” Cooper answered. “Every parent knows a kid who says, ‘He started it.’”

When incredibly wealthy people are all cavalier about “the revolution” it is so incredibly enragingly gross. Like, she’s willing to suffer having to watch poor and disenfranchised people suffer under a Trump presidency, no matter how much it pains her to do so, because that’ll learn us. What a champ, huh?

PCOS is rude. I have a whole bunch of little black hairs on my chin. I either need to have it waxed or spend 10 minutes plucking a billion hairs.

“I’d like for you all to meet Tom.”

Hey guys I’m doing a dark, gritty reboot of Ducktales.