NO ONE IS PERFECT, JUJY

This is so woke that I feel I’m woker for having read this.

Sing it.

I’m not pretending commuting is a thing of beauty and a joy forever, but you can’t convince me it’s worse than living in a BOX.

I live in a large (1 million +) midwestern city and pay 675 for a 2 bedroom, 2 FULL bath 1300 sq foot apartment near a trendy area. I don’t get the appeal of SF. expensive and dirty and smells like literal shit.

So it’s a coffin basically.

No. But he could rent an actual room in other parts of the Bay Area for around that.

Imagine them having a dinner party! Box Man has to go to bed early because he’s got an important meeting or whatever on the morning, so he just finishes off his glass of wine, turns around and crawls into the box.

Both are bad, but at least you could actually fuck the guy in the basement.

May live in a box, but also has a fresh Macbook. #FriscoProblems

Every time I see photos of tiny houses my claustrophobia gets activated. It would be a very short matter of time before I’d have a freak out trying to live in a space where you’re surely always elbowing the walls and furniture.

The fact that he’s 25 is what makes this acceptable to him. Once he hits his 30's he’ll look back and be like “I can’t believe I fucking lived in a box for $400 a month just so I could live in San Francisco.”

How do his roommates explain this when they bring friends over? “Oh, that’s just Peter, he lives in the sideboard.”

It’s crazy enough that this guy should just not live in San Francisco. It’s not that amazing a city to live in a piece of furniture.

This reminds of a recent article I read, Where should a good millennial live? I get the argument for using less and wasting less, but all this tiny housing stuff doesn’t seem like an improvement overall to me. I don’t see any reason to glorify it as a great new way to live (not saying this article does that, but many…

“ if a man could fuck a woman in a cardboard box, he wouldn’t buy a house.”
-Dave Chappelle

Damn! Harry got more room than that.

FUCK! Even San Francisco BOXES are expensive.