Like I needed another reason to never ever read Vogue.

Now I'm picturing Danny Trejo as Batman.

Apparently - and the reason she’s been with them for so long is because they’ve been delaying the process of returning her to her family for 4 years. Her father and extended family have geographically and financially gone out of their way to visit her once a month for years, and she has regularly skyped with all of…

No, they haven’t. She’s been with them four years, and they were told at the outset (and repeatedly thereafter) that she was not adoptable and that family reunification was the goal of her case. As responsible fosters they should have put her interests before their own by trying to facilitate that reunification in a…

That makes sense when we’re talking about some crimes, sure, but blowing yourself up is not like robbing a store. Survival is the number one human instinct, and it takes a lot more than deprivation and grudges to willingly override it - it takes an irrational force, like mental illness, extreme adherence to a religion…

Rly tho I’m onto you Mitchy

Does anyone else think that nun actually looks like Mitch McConnell in disguise?

I can’t even handle the nerve of their “Help a Sister Out” signs. Like, at worst, this has absolutely no effect on you, but will fuck over tons of other women. Fuck right off, ladies.

Maybe these religious organizations should start paying some taxes before they think they can decide what is and isn’t covered by health care.

In a way, even more frightening. To grow up in Western Europe, having more or less the highest standard of living in the world, social and political freedom, free health and education... and still choose to murder scores of your own countrymen/women because you feel more connected to an extreme reading of medieval…

I am so glad this topic has turned into a Buffy fest rather than discussing Kimmy and her ways.

Have you noticed how it’s seldom the people you wish there were two of that have twins or doppelgangers?

Yeah I stared at that one for a while. I need some context. Why is she in a nightshirt in Qatar with a random kid???

Ah, perfume. Unless it’s a vanilla or deep musk flavor, it turns to the exotic sent of pine needles on my skin. It’s kind of irritating.

I was insanely obsessed with Hanson (Taylor, specifically) at the height of their popularity. I was in 6th grade...maybe 7th? Anyway, I remember getting on dial-up AOL to look up pictures of the house they grew up in in Tulsa, I made my parents tape EVERY SINGLE appearance they made on TV and I would watch them back…

Want to cry yourself into a nap with me? I've already started.

I didn’t get dressed today so.....

It’s taken me a long time to accept that I am destined for a lifetime of mediocrity. Maybe above-average in terms of being among the other Mediocres, but I’m unlikely to ever do anything spectacular.

Here I thought nobody did covers b/c they think the lyrics are “Mmmmbop! dibidipadip dooowop! Skititipidip dooobop! Mmbipipidipow! Ye-eah-ah!”