Is Kourtney the only one who has not had 6000 hours of plastic surgery? Or is she just doing it better? They don’t even look related anymore.

EOS made my lips sooo dry. Like parched to the point where I was forced to stop all use and slather vaseline all over my mouth and the adjoining skin for days to get to “merely dry”. It wasn’t good...at all.

Has there ever been a more Ryan Murphy event than this?

She always looks incredibly uncomfortable. Too tight clothing, crap around her throat. Everything kind of “sucked in”. Makes me tired just looking at her.

I don’t think it’s actual mold. I think it’s pocket lint that collects in the grooves, and because it’s black/dark, people think it’s mold.

Honestly should be American Crime Story Season 2.

I mean Amy Adams!

Michael Ian Black for Jeff Gillooly?

A life without pie is a life half-lived. It’s like he’s forever consigned to the shadows.

this picture is an affront to my senses. They are all so aggressively mugging, it would be digestible if it were just 1 or 2 of them, but all grouped together I feel like I just broke a wine glass and they are all mad at me or something.

more importantly... did kylie get sued by kris for not wearing black for this photo opp?

Let me guess, you were originally here to troll about Hulk Hogan but decided that you could get more annoying by attacking someone’s pet.

I had to play out that scenario several times in my head to put it all together. I wish I had not done that.

“Marilyn Manson is the geeky kid from the Wonder Years!”

THIS IS MY FAVORITE GIF!

I like Shaq the most in this gif.

Okay, Farrah.

Hey, remember when Marilyn Manson was TOTALLY OUTRAGEOUS?

It was Barackward, if I do say so myself.