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Based on the condition of his face, it looks like she put up a good fight. If there is a god, those scratches will become infected with drug-resistant necrotizing bacteria, and his face will rot off.

I wish the horse had bit her. What an asshole.

Jesus Christ - it’s TED CRUZ.

NNNNYYYOOOOOPPPFFF...

Which Baby Wore It Better?

me trying to choose between carnitas or barbacoa

Maybe she’s a furry and she’s trying to tell us as gently as possible

What are the odds of that happening? I think the internet is becoming sentient; beginning with trying to have a sense of humour, not grasping the subtleties.

I’m thinking it’s sponsorship for a product like Affresh is the real reason Khloe’s going to start cleaning her dishwasher.

Fuck yeah it is. 1.2 million a year for 18 years? A lot of people hate their exes for free.

After the piece about Khloe/Kendall/Kylie putting on prosthetics to look “normal” as a hilarious prank, I am filled with a rage that I’ve never had towards them.

I mean, he’s lying isn’t he. Now I’m embarrassed he’s embarrassed.

Not that you need my approval, but I think this is a solid life choice.

question: is it worth it to sleep with mel gibson if nine months down the road you get 100k in child support?

I’m just really surprised that Tyler Perry isn’t playing Mary.

I just tuned in, but did I just see Chris Daughtry as Judas sing an Evanescence song in a warehouse, followed by Jesus singing a Train song? If I weren’t already an atheist, this would be the turning point for me.

I’m not religious so I had no idea what ended up happening to Jesus. That ending was a shocker!

There’s not enough booze in New Orleans to get us drunk enough for this.