I mean I don’t think sex tapes (especially those taken without consent) should be shared like that, but I hate that the really talented writers on here have to be punished for it. Also, what will I do without Saturday Night Social and Kara keeping me woke.
Is anyone gonna say anything about how y’all just lost to Hulk Hogan?
Because the New York Times, The Daily Beast, Huffington Post, Buzzfeed and a whole metric fuckton of websites are talking about it.
I get you’re probably not supposed to, but it looks weird.
Super weird.
Drew Barrymore is both totally annoying and entirely endearing. Neither thing negates the other. She is eminently watchable, despite that voice. Which is annoying and endearing.
I hate not knowing what’s going to happen to Jezebel (Gawker can be done for all I care) but someone already got to Nick Denton’s Wiki and it made me lol a bit.
Yes, Yoko. We all pee.
I’ll miss you guys.
Flea really would be better off spending time with his bees than hanging out with that tedious little shit Elgort. (Of course, when you’ve been in a band with Anthony Kiedis for over 30 years, you’ve presumably developed a very high tolerance for tedious little shits.)
I can never see Stephen Toblowsky without automatically thinking: “Hello, my name is Werner Brandes. My voice is my passport. Verify me.”
I'm still having a hard time believing this is the same person. I get the glasses, standard courtroom thing, but do brunettes look less culpable for sex crimes or something??
Ick ick ick. What is that THING? Wedding OVERALLS?
At times in my life I have experimented with placing a scoop of Greek yogurt on top of the oatmeal.
This should not be confused with my lawsuit over the fact that I spent almost a year training my waist and it still pees on the floor and bites the mailman.
“Corsets do not cause you to permanently lose fat in the midsection: they cause a re-distribution of the fat and organs in the trunk.”
that name , there should be a lawsuit for that only.
To be useless elsewhere.
Seriously, that guy though. A woman is passed out on the floor but his bottles must be upright.
I’m assuming Shia’s beard is a donor site for Mia’s eyebrow transplants?