I’ve always had a history crush on Elizabeth Blackwell, the first American woman Doctor.

Nine kids in the Wahlberg family. Sisters did not do their job.

As one comedian said, I forget who (Ritch Shydner, maybe), many years ago (paraphrasing): I like to hold them up as I walk through the store and shout “I got a woman! I got a woman!”

I rip off a piece of the box and say, “Get me more of these.” He can’t get my takeout order right a lot of the time, but he always comes back with the correct feminine hygiene products.

Edited to add: Oh, one time Target was out of my brand so he called from the aisle to ask if “super absorbency” and “ultra absorbency”…

Seriously. I am in horrible pain for the duration on my period so like, if I NEED some goddamn tampons, either I am going to murder everyone I see in public and cry while doing it, or my goddamn loving partner will do it. OR ELSE.

I’ve never understood the whole “I’m a guy, so don’t ask me to buy tampons because......herpderp”trope. Do they really think the cashier thinks he’ll be using them?

I realize this comment relates to one of the least interesting parts of this dog-and-pony show, but:

Denny is sorta kinda on two fairly reasonable TV hits right now. Or will be in the next three weeks, for about three weeks. Soooo Denny is the winner. Here. Always.

I feel like we all should have realized how Shonda felt about her from the ghost-sex plotline she was given.

get out.

Shhhhh

At least Olivia Wilde isn’t as bad off as Jaime Pressley. Hollywood decided she was too old to be Jaime Pressley so they went and found Margot Robbie instead.

I was hoping that he would opt for this.

Here for Michelle Pfeiffer’s lifestyle brand, since I assume it will make me look and feel like THIS:

Margot Robbie was brilliant in Wolf of Wall Street so I’m not going to take anything away from her...