I kept misreading kingia as kinja. But Elizabethkinja would be more like a parasite, sucking away at my work productivity.

Even Donald Trump’s daughter is involved in the family business. Reevaluate yourself when Donald Trump has better views of women than you.

That poor kid and his poor sisters, who were basically just told via major news outlets that they’re not good enough.

Sause was open to having children of her own. According to Jaquiss, Sause felt it would make up for the life she took while driving drunk in 2004

His daughters must feel so wanted and loved.

Holy shit, this is too much fuckedupedness for one story. Needs a male heir? Replacing the person she killed driving drunk? Aaaahhhh!

Only sons can carry on his family business? Is it operated by using one’s penis to type?

Diane is tripping balls.

Y’all. We’re not gonna talk about the yarn???

He really reminds me of “Old Gil” from the Simpsons. I am sad for him.

And the crowd goes wild

Pretty big difference between the “got shitfaced one night and wound up with a tattoo of Bea Arthur on my ass” kind of youthful indiscretion and “dicking around in a totalitarian nightmare country that people risk their lives to escape” kind.

I did stupid stuff when I was 21.

But here’s the thing, though..actions have consequences. EVERYONE knows that if you, as an American, travel to North Korea, you are taking a HUGE risk, and if something happens, the US can do very little to help you.

We all did dumb shit when we were 21, but we didn’t go to North Korea to do it.

I’m not sure it qualifies as victim blaming when you do something that ridiculous. The punishment obviously doesn’t fit the crime but he’s not a total innocent in this — follow the laws of the country you’re in, particularly when it’s a dictatorship with no diplomatic relations with your home country.

I know this is victim blaming, but whyyyyyyyy does anyone go to North Korea when you know that the slightest misstep can result in YEARS of imprisonment?

It’s pure hubris for Americans to keep going to countries like North Korea and Iran. They have to know what will happen to them but the attitude seems to be “I’m an American, I can go wherever I like and do whatever I like”. And about the U.S. secretly negotiating with North Korea, I guess we do negotiate with…

On one hand, I feel sorry for him. But on the other, I don’t.