Agreed. Cruz is more dangerous than Trump in my opinion. It’s both that Cruz believes what he says, but also that he believes God is behind his entire life. He believes God made him a politician. I can’t even imagine that kind of arrogance, but there it is.

I’m a Hillary supporter, but like your sentiment here. Were the tables turned, I would be saying the same thing right now. Dems are fortunate to have two viable candidates, and Sanders has my appreciation for forcing Hillary to stake out some more progressive positions.

I sincerely doubt Rick Scott would run on the Democratic ticket.

Said it before and will say again: literally don't care who is on the Dem ticket. I was and am a Bernie supporter but I would vote for Voldemort at this point over any of the fuckwits on the other side.

Just cut them in half and eat them with a spoon.

I just wear the closest thing to pyjamas that I can reasonably get away with.

thanks for understanding.

The Béchamel Test?

Which 14 of you people voted “Yes! I love Seth Rogan!”?

Does it pass the Bechdeli Test?

Et tu, Bruschetta?

i am pathetic. i won’t be able to watch this because i anthropomorphize too much. it will literally make me cry and feel bad for animated food.

Syracuse.com reports that the man wept in court, telling the judge, “I’m giving away many years of my life.”

How does keeping prisoners in 130 degree heat NOT constitute cruel and unusual punishment? And denying them basic nutrition (some meat would usually be considered part of a basic diet—like, ffs, even people on death row occasionally get some chicken or whatever)?

Not even Burger King Croissan’wiches? They are truly “the best thing that God has invented so far” (foodwise, cats win overall).

I’m outraged the other way! Fuck the McMuffin — give me my biscuit. (Also don’t eat McDonald’s very often, but I really wanted a sausage biscuit the other day and it was, like, 10:35, so “official” breakfast had just ended and I couldn’t get one. THIS IS A TRAVESTY.)

I want this house, and all the caftans and cocktails that go with it.

Products that could have been affected were Rice Krispies Treats, Rice Krispies Treats cereal and puffed rice cake products, all of which would be past the expiration date.