Compared to any of the Chipmunks.

It is sincerely bothering me that one of the handles on the silver is turned the wrong way. I want to go there and fix it. I need meds.

That child is my spirit animal.

I wonder what Cheryl Tiegs thoughts are.

Most B’way shows only have a sunday matinee and are dark on Monday. Quick trip down and back so no disruption...

Huh. I read it completely differently. I read it as don’t let someone bully you into doing something you aren’t sure about. If you want to say no to the D, then for gosh sakes, say no.

Yes, yes I will. *Fans self* Please excuse me while I go follow Alex Libby on instagram and to the ends of the earth.

Does he actually work at an Abercrombie? If so I will be shopping there everyday until I develop a lung disease from the amount of body spray unleashed in the store.

Oh he doesn’t actually work there? Kbye, I’m going back to the Gap.

all weiners

TeamCatHQ has been MIA so I feel like I have to chime in for her...

And here I was wondering what to do while the wife is out of town tonight! Challenge Accepted!

I don’t think Hillary will give a damn.

There should be a law allowing those of us with stomach issues the right to speed to the nearest bathroom available.

I’m honestly kind of impressed? As someone with IBS, I would kill for that sphincter strength.

I’d suggest seeing a gastroenterologist who specializes in the throat. There are a lot of tests that can be done to see if you have issues with swallowing, and while they aren’t fun they might give you some of the answers you are looking for. I had a lot of issues with chronic nausea/ acid reflux and finally I went to…

Well the posters in the public health nurse’s office here all say “talk by 2, understand me by 3". That’s their guideline for identifying problems. Lots of kids talk a bit sooner. So you’re maybe getting pretty close to words soon.

I think we’ve skipped from winter to summer. I’m buying stock in all the shorts companies. All of them. Izzy likes it at least.

Target endcaps are a *total fave*! :) Me lurves Target clearance. (yes, also on that list too)