i think i just lost my breakfast

Spurgeon Seewald. I mean.

I must have read that at least twenty times... still... not sure... whaaa...?

Ellie shoots! But

I'm resisting the urge to send this to my cousin who is scared of clowns.

My friend posted a few videos of this last night and I thought it was a drag act until he informed me this afternoon that it was, in fact, Madonna.

nonononononononononononononononononononoooonononononoooonono

If that’s what this is, she’s a fucking master. I just don’t know if she’s that slick.

Nodding along, reading, nodding along, reading, HOLY HELL THAT MUCH FOR A BLT WHAT

If I’m paying these prices for dinner, I’m springing for a sitter AND going somewhere with actual good food...

YUM

And back to Red Robin.

I can’t even with these prices. And I’ve eaten at some expensive places. But the food actually looked good at those places. Don’t even get me started on the risk involved with a 12 dollar toddler meal.

Did you get the sundaes in the mini-baseball helmets? I loved those.

Man, does anyone remember the Ground Round? That was my favorite place on Earth as a kid. I could play arcade games in the lobby, eat chicken wings, watch silent Chaplin movies, get a slider sundae... That place was the best.

There’s no way Fresh Choice isn’t the name of the section with the sad prepackaged wraps inside a gas station.

i tried to make this argument and was shouted down by a chorus of “BUT THE BISCUITS”

Really? What do you think of Red Lobster biscuits? They are amazing.

What is a Fresh Choice? Sounds like it serves bean sprouts with several items.