The clogs are horrendous, but I will admit to owning up to 43 pair of flip flops, sandals, ballerina flats, and wedge heels Crocs at one point in time (I think I’m down in the 30s now). I live in FL, so every day there’s a sound risk of getting stuck walking through large puddles or getting nailed by a heavy downpour.…

It was supposed to be a joke, though it’s been murdered now.

People who spend $2,395 on shoes have their servants lay down in the mud, then walk across the servant.

Were they made in a sweatshop? D&G should just claim it was intended to give credit to the people who actually made the sandals.

Did slaves often wear overpriced designer clown sandals? I was totally unaware of that part of pre-Civil War history.

Ellie, don’tcha mean to say “ONLY $2,395 American dollars?” because clown shoes that had Cap’n Crunch spilled on them are totes worth it

Yeah, those are aggressively unattractive.

I think they mean you are a slave to the idiocy of fashion if you buy them.

This will go excellently with my Plantation Themed birthday this year. We’re doing it Birth of a Nation Style this year tho.

Yeah, I hate when people are like, “Oh, you’re an adult. Toughen up.” Uh, you’re an adult so how about not be an asshole.

Regardless of what anyone SAID, physical violence isn’t justified. Isn’t that what everyone is taught today starting in kindergarten?

He pulled the same shit with Lily Tomlin in I Heart Huckabees.

I dunno, what rando just texts people “is this Stacia, it’s Hilary Swank”? I’d be more likely to be like, “yo Hilary, Boys Don’t Cry is a masterpiece good luck finding Stacia” than like “block me now”.

He and Lily Tomlin had quite the interaction while filming I Heart Huckabees. And there’s (NSFW due to language) video!

Yeah, I don’t get it. I got a wrong number once and got a reply that was like “This isn’t [friend’s name], my name’s [whatever], don’t ever text this number again.” Um, okay, because who wants to text an asshole?

Amy Adams is such a peach. And now that Leo has won his Oscar, I hope Amy gets one soon! She’s been nominated 5 times, and she’s honestly quite a bit more talented than Leo.

David O. Russell is such a notorious asshole George Clooney head butted him. I imagine it takes quite a bit of douchebaggery to make a fellow bleeding heart liberal like Clooney head butt someone. I’ve even heard he’s a bigger Hollywood douchebag than Harvey Weinstein which is no small feat.

That $2,700 jacket looks like something you’d buy in a Wal-Mart in Daytona Beach, FL, and mainly bc you didn’t pack the right clothes for Spring Break and it got chilly one night and you don’t want to invest a lot of money in a jacket you’ll never wear again so you figure OK, I’ll be funny and ironic.

Azealia Banks would like to kill Iggy Azalea?