Anybody want to take a guess at how BLOTUS will manage to shit the bed on 9/11? I figure a whole lot of hate tweeting Hollywood and probably accusing Ilhan Omar of having masterminded the attack.

Ive never wanted white New Balances and jorts as much as I want them now.

God damn I wish I could huff aerosols at my job.

Yet another gruesome reminder that the single most dangerous thing we all do is drive. Pay the fuck out of attention to not only what you are doing, but what everyone else is too.

The boxster was the savior of the 911. Then Porsche became much more profitable with the Cayenne.

i mean... this doesn’t surprise anyone, right?

Is this where we’re at now? Shitting on seemingly decent people because they happen to have lots of money? Because losing a parent isn’t hard or emotional when you have money...amirite?!

Very nice of you : ) 

Is anyone at Jalopnik not weird though? Everyone is on some level of weird here.

Truly glad you don’t think I’m weird, as most do 

Even better execution than the 2CV....

I was already going to buy this but when Elsa Bloodstone appeared in the trailer I threw my wallet at my phone. Of course that didnt work so Ill preorder later or buy that nintendo online $100 coupon thing. There are ALOT of switch games coming up that are part of the deal and already planning on this and fire emblem.

I just showed this article to the 20 something year old software engineer who works for me and he asked who Charlie Brown and Snoopy were.

Great Video! Now you have to take the cat and a Dodge Demon to the drag strip.  It seems only fair!

I approve! In fact, get rid of automatic penalties in the box altogether. Penalties should be awarded for egregious denials of clear goal-scoring opportunities anywhere on the pitch. Handball on the goal line = penalty. Last defender scythes down an attacker at the half-way line with an otherwise clear path to goal =…

The freaking cartoon did this story right 25 years ago.

This entire thing has proved that the entire premise that people want to see the “Dark Phoenix” story “done right” was completely flawed. Despite caterwauling from X-Men comic book fans (I admit I read some of them as a kid), there really is no great market for this story. They erased the entire previous movie from…

The Japanese have that covered.

I love this idea so much. In fact, I think it has the potential to serve as the focal point of a new and wonderful Cold War. The Russians make Flint, we respond with a 10-episode series documenting how the American Relief Administration probably saved millions of Russians in the 20s in the world’s first systematic…

Turns out the campaign to kill all the animals in the irradiated countryside wasn’t done merely to prevent the spread of the contamination, but also as an attempt to find and kill the American spies Moose and Squirrel.