Add to the list:

Belly is one of the first that came to my mind.

They drop a dipstick down to measure how many layers of foundation she’s wearing.

Maybe he meant that he dated her, like appraised her age. So like he did some scientific tests and said “oh she’s 24”

It reminds me of an adult trying to act cool to teenagers. I’m picturing Leslie Knopp from Parks and Recreation, with a sideways baseball cap going like, “That’s cool, or not. Whatever man, I don’t care.”

29 doesn’t seem right.

I always take it like kissing can just be awkward for some people. You’ve got that right about how kids are especially. There’s a lot of times when you could legitimately call out a kiss for the kids own good. Most of them will try some goofy stuff but that’s because they’re all goofy.

I think sometimes kissing is just awkward for people. Sometimes those moments get witnessed. That awkwardness spreads and the best we can do is just hope for everyone to stop wallowing in it. People need some room to get comfortable loving one another again.

Zero tolerance, some time but not all the time.

Yeah that’s a good way to put it! It kind of feels like they are session musicians backing up other artists. Chemical Brothers’ Surrender gave me that same vibe.

I was wondering if a delivery person was selling it on the side, which is why it ended up unwrapped.

I feel like the album gets an unfair rap from fans. That album kind of went somewhere different because of the collaborations. It always feels to me like, maybe their best album, just not their best Daft Punk album.

This reminds me of the Ferris Bueller sequel teaser Priceline aired, before the Super Bowl, about 8 years back. I think they even had a studio logo adding to the joke. Then during the Super Bowl it panned out to just being an advertisement. That commercial had be same kind of getting away from it all vibe.

Priceline, I believe, did what looked like a teaser for a Ferris Bueller sequel several years back. It teased before the Super Bowl and then had a reveal during the game. This reminds me of that. I’m pretty sure they even used the Fox Studio logo to add authenticity.

It’s good that all of these people are speaking up about this kiss. They are the bunch of Leon Phelps we need and at just the right time — only except it’s like if Leon Phelps gave advice about the sexual nuance of toddlers kissing.

And there is who the hell it was, making me think where the hell do I!

I feel bad for the situation the family is in, but also that the parents don’t seem to appreciate that it could have been much worse. She should be happy that it was pointed out to her the way it was. This could have come to her attention secondhand from her son trying to figure out why people were saying what they…

Moby strikes me as not being the type to lie about this. He seems more like the type to earnestly believe someone pulling his leg with this. Remember, Moby was presumably the original Nigerian prince scam victim. And that only started because some dude at the airport tried to return Moby’s wallet after finding it in…

Justin Timberlake has surely heard the old cautionary tale of Steve Sanders.

Haha. Thanks! I’m surprised I’ve gone this long without confusing those two names before. I’m pretty bad about doing that with other name combinations.