Neanderthals beat you to it.

Someone, quick, tell me - what is an Oklahoma drag strip?

Funny, she doesn’t look kaijuish...

Nothing said about the fact the Darryl has an X scar, just like Michonne?

“When she needs advice on any issue,she remembers she doesn’t give a flying fuck, has a couple of drinks, and locks herself in her bedroom...just in case you-know-who gets some crazy sex idea in his head. Ivanka can deal with that.”

My worst costume related ones are not on Halloween.

So Stowaway is basically The Cold Equations with too many characters?

That’s rolling probable cause.

A visit to see Auguste Balls is always in order when needing a disguise.

I am not as down on this show as the reviewer is, I actually think it is very well done. It is terror meets family drama. All the family has been forever affected by what happened to them and as a multipart series the scares actually are dolled out pretty well. The thing this series does well and what a horror movie…

Yaaas I wait for this all year. Ok, ok. Here’s my contribution this year.

When we were kids, my sister and I watched “Now and Then” with our neighbor friends. We were 4 girls between the ages of 9 and 13 - I was the youngest. Despite my mom’s religious upbringing and banning of Ouija boards and anything else that could be considered Satanic, the movie exposed us to the concept of a seance.

Na…

This is not my story, but my best friend’s, and I’m sharing with his blessing. (Re-post from last year.)

I’ve only got the one, so I suppose I’ll tell it again:

It’s the most wonderful time of the year. Maybe this will be the year someone will top “Look at Me”.

A man walked into the ladies room after me at an airport last week. Not in a creepy way, but in an “airports are so mind-numbing I can’t process visual information anymore” way. He just sort of wandered in behind me. He wasn’t phased by a noticeable lack of urinals. He proceeded to pee in the stall next to mine.…

If I may be honest, Captain?

Bitch.... Michelle O accomplished more in her life BEFORE she became first lady than you and your whole tornado bait trailer trash family have ever even read about. Double Ivy League Graduate. Lawyer. Hospital Administrator. Mother. Go getter. Accomplisher of many things, not the least of which is to be married to a…

“So I’m on my knees with Putin in one hand and Nixon’s Ghost in the other, and let me tell you, that ghost wasn’t happy about it, which made the whole thing weird, and...”

She should have taken out his plastic surgeon instead.