Right? I’m soooo tired of the “wtf the South is so backwards” crap. Last I checked, racists live pretty much everywhere, not just here.

One of the houses we were looking at recently had the same cooktop it did when it was built 32 years ago. If we’d gotten the place I planned to immediately replace it (electric coils, much less OLD electric coils, no thank you), but I was surprised it lasted so long, and that these estimates are so much shorter.

Meh. I worked at Merry Go Round. You can't touch old school.

If you ever plan on doing any work yourself, even minor stuff like trim, be prepared for corners that are not 90 degrees and walls that are no longer flat.

NYE 1999 belonged to him.

Fuck Matt Lauer.

It’d be great if all parties involved would just suck it up and offer the veep position to Bernie. Not only would it be a massive gut-blow to the Republican ticket, Hillary and Bernie would balance each other out well - despite their recent campaign-trail animosities there does seem to be more than a bit of mutual…

Last time I was caught double-fisting on kiss cam, my date and I got kicked out of the Ice Capades. The times they are a-changin'.

Well I’m definitely not “a”, but I can’t be “b”. I only drink vodka straight. From a thermos. For breakfast. In the back of my van. Which is also my house. Parked by the edge of the woods.

John Wilkes Booth: “Yo man, I’mma let you finish, but I had the greatest play interruption of all time!”

The number of people who probably don’t know how to use a physical map frightens me.

That’s how excited I look when my Totino’s pizza rolls are done baking.

You know, when I’m in my cage and I see somebody on a sportbike hauling ass up to me about to pass me, despite the fact lanesplitting is illegal where I live, and it still annoys me they are driving like a douche, I don’t try to block them or start trouble like an asshole. Why is this so hard for people? What part of…

It brings all the boys to the yard.

These guys figured out this one weird trick. Neurologists hate them!

I just got one for Christmas and I like it, but I always get grounds at the bottom of my cup. Any idea what I’m doing wrong?

I just got one for Christmas and I like it, but I always get grounds at the bottom of my cup. Any idea what I’m…

Counterpoint: this is awesome

I left out the Minotaur, there will be a Minotaur!!!

I did not say it did. I said that I don’t think colleges should apply standards that are not applied to adults in the real world. And I noted that an actual “criminal” charge (which is not the same thing as college discipline) would not apply in the real world because of free speech issues. You are conflating two…

When I grow up, I want to be Caity Weaver.