Dammit, why isn’t “thou shalt not suffer an idiot to live” more of a thing?

I am forever grey but check this out from the other-greys below (I wanted to tell someone not-grey so it didn’t get missed):

Shot through the tongue

Sometimes I see Celine??

Also, he shot a man in Reno just to watch him die.

Didn’t realize that my current shit worth is zero or in the negative, and that canned haggis, global thermonuclear war, and daylight saving time are all better ideas than “Ask a Lawyer.” Thanks for this moment of self-realization. Going up to the cabin for few weeks to fix this for you.

+1 potatoe

Dear GOP Candidates,

If they don’t want “lightening” rounds, can we have some “enlightening” rounds?

Sometimes I think that Donald Trump’s people are like Mona Lisa and Jean Ralphio from Parks and Recs. They say things Trump wants to hear in exchange for money.

Trump is part 3 year old in tantrums, part 13 year old in immature comments, part 60 something in body. What an interesting combination of a person.

Yep, it’s called taxis, uber or friend. You just pulled Pinkham’s law. Congrats.

Yep:

The margarita-drunk drivers. Because what if they’re made with less liquor becasue they’re on special and maybe those people knew their bodies and wahhh wahhh wahhh.

I wouldn’t rule out the possibility that he sold monogrammed thermoses.

NEVER. EVER. FUCK. WITH. THE. DELIVERY. DRIVER.

I woke up one night screaming in terror because I had a dream that Donald Trump started to make sense.

I had an apartment neighbor many years ago that would have friends over frequently. Usually very low-key.