is she playing the Redskin flute?

Leggings will be pants til the day I die

I really, really, really need to believe that it is true that neither Trump nor Carson have a chance with the general electorate because they scare the shit out of me.

I’m sorry, but I don’t think over-aggressively picking your nose as a kid makes the spooky story cut!

“Frankly, the creepiest stories I ever heard from him were how his step-son would sleepwalk with his eyes open, often wandering into their room and just standing there next to the bed.”

Over the past year I started to have these really strange dreams, all involving a pale little boy dressed in dirty, old-timey clothes. At first they’d just be regular dreams where I would notice he’d show up (as in I’d have a flying dream or one where I’d be walking around a store and suddenly there he’d be). As soon…

Spooky. This is beautifully written by the way, very vivid description.

A half mile back from the road, down a dirt driveway, past an open field and an acre of sugar maples at the top of a small rise sat my grandparents’ old farmhouse. About ten feet back from the back wall of the house, diagonal to the big crab apple tree was a massive grove of overgrown lilac bushes. They were so big…

My junior year in college my roommate and I had a fascination with Ouija boards. We would pull it out for every little decision and for every one of life’s great mysteries (Will I get a good job? Will I get married? Where does the other sock go? Is the coke really pure?). Every once in awhile we would get a response…

Over the summer I took my son and his friend on a ride at the local fair. My son has Down syndrome, which is relevant to the story in that he doesn’t have the sort of fantastical imagination of his peers. Said differently, he doesn’t make shit up. As we were sitting waiting for the attendant to buckle everyone in my…

I am still not over “Look at Me”

I have been waiting for this thread all year! These will probably doxx me to anyone who knows me/my family, but they’re too good not to share.

Currently $5,200, how about this 1948 Studebaker Convertible?

I’ve been waiting for this because last winter something happened to me that really freaked me out.

One night I was at one of my all-time favorite bars, The Buccaneer in San Francisco. I met a girl who was expressly my type in the sense that she had red hair. We talked for awhile, and she mentioned she had just started working there recently and her shift was over. So we got some free shots at the bar, went out for…

Roxie the 9 week old yellow lab agrees!

Is there a better dog than a lab? I think not. I know I'm biased due to growing up with one and having 2 now but no one can convince of anything else.

Worse, dough you can’t even buy from the pizza place.