But... just... I mean... who ARE these people, who are supporting him this much? Just... what are their lives like? If ever there were a group of folks who need to be sat down and Talked To, it’s Trump voters. Just... what are these people doing with their lives?

during an especially long drought (with many fires), i think 40 days one june* i was at EPCOT with my friend and rain had been forecast for a week and the clouds just hung in the sky and the static built for ages. finally, the bottom fell out of the sky. it was easy to ID the locals, who all stood still and held up…

But boy does it make it tender!

Time to place your bets on what story will be subject to Pinkham’s Law first.

If you read BCO regularly, you will not only discover that yes, there are people that stupid, but there are other people who will come here and attempt to justify said behavior.

Where on Earth did you buy them from??? The ones I use have like 100 calories tops.

A burrito does not count as a wrap and is excluded.

The movie theater story reminded me of one of my own. One time getting popcorn at a local multiplex, the (obviously new) teenage girl behind the counter asked me “Would you like a golden shower with that?” causing me to pause significantly before confirming that I would like some butter-like topping. While she was…

I will only accept your Crab Rangoons if they’re delivered to me in a monogrammed thermos, and make sure there’s nothing red or crunchy!

Story time! When I was about 18, my BF could bang forever. I was at work and my smarmy co-worker, as a way of Doing Sex Talking With a Girl, wandered over and said, “Hey, do you know what the average length of human intercourse is?” I thought about it for a minute and said, quite in earnest “Um, I don’t know...20…

Thanks to that video, I now know what it would look like if someone had a massive diarrhea explosion on a 1,975 foot water slide.

make up different stories for each person who asks. get increasingly bizarre with each one.

cause in the end, it nun they damn biznaz.

I don’t have any interest in owning a Hummer. But it does look like an interesting litmus test for a community ... if too many people have strong opinions about your Hummer that is a community it would be best to avoid.

6. Letting Jared from Subway watch us for the day.

Cookie dough is like the veal of baked goods; young, tender, and delicious.

Still trying to figure out why you hate joy

To the Well Done Venison customer.

I was at a party once where everyone brought fireworks. The crowd was arraigned in a three quarters circle at the end of a cul de sac. Someone, ok...me, had gone to the reservation for his.

So this 11-year old was evidently in diapers and also lighting shit on fire. I think we have a serial killer on our hands here.