I didn’t know Harbor Freight sold rims that size.

This is why I’m a dog person.

I see why this has over 900 stars.

I remember that so well. It didn't bother me when people were nice about it, but be a jerk and I will lick your popcorn*.

Sadly, it was on her wedding night whe Ashley learned she wasn't going to live at the Home of the Whopper.

That scene in Ghost World when she pumps the butter onto the popcorn and shudders? PERFECT

HA! I remember always thinking I was so gross for how much butter I liked on my popcorn until the local theater put in one of those self-serve pumps. The amount of "butter" (is it even real butter?) people would pump onto their bags was nauseating.

Former cinema employee here. I can hear the sloshing right now and feel the oil on my fingers. *shudder*

I think this phrase will go the way of "monogrammed coffee thermos" and "allergic to crunchy".

What. The. Fuck. I fully admit to loving the taste of freshly popped popcorn but that shit is straight up INSANE.

Mmm, flaccid leavings. -Hurggeeh-

The best customer I ever had at the zoo snack shack involved popcorn. I usually turned the machine off thirty minutes before closing so it would cool enough to clean and ten minutes before closing bagged all the popcorn in ziplocs to turn into bird treats. Generally this was hunky dory, I only sold a bag or two a day…

One time when I was outside of a Cheesecake Factory smoking a cigarette a man propositioned me thinking I was a hooker.

I had a table once whisper loudly to their children, "if you don't go to college, you'll end up waiting tables like her..." while I was prebussing their table.

Re: Becca's story.

Along the same lines as Becca's story about people making assumptions about educational backgrounds, I waited tables at an Italian chain restaurant that falls between Olive Garden and Macaroni Grill in terms of cost/quality the summer between college and law school. Our clientele was generally pretty decent, and as a…

To be fair, I've heard from a couple of different sources who worked as managers that they had to do everything they could to prevent a complaint from reaching corporate because in some chains they'll just flat out send a note back down the line "Fire that employee" for any complaint.

The first one. The first one is something I would do. I am at working crying/laughing while someone is in my ear harassing me for a bluetooth printer. FUCK YO BLUETOOTH! BCO IS ALIVE!

This, THIS is what a normal, sane person is talking about when they're saying that a business can and sometimes should refuse someone service. The utterly insane assholes who start off treating the staff like slaves and go downhill from there. The POS who threatens their way into free stuff because they know a…

I'm proud to be an American, where at least I know my cheddar biscuits will be free. And I won't forget the men who died, so I can bitch about automatic gratuity.