Hey, you know what? At least they know putting kids in a trunk is really wrong.

Being gay is fine, just, you know, don’t be gay about it.

Yeah just pull a Mitt Romney and strap them to the roof.

I spy Florida plates!!

A person holding a microphone in this way always, immediately, strongly reminds me of a blow job, and it will never not be funny to me. That’s all I came here to say.

One experience I had has been well told in these parts.

That is why I like the job where I am at. Yes, my boss will ask to me to make him oatmeal or grab him a water, but guess what? He will do the same exact thing for me if I ask. He also will bring me food from his restaurant if I work thru my lunch and sometimes he will just bring me a cookie cuz I look cookies. He is…

At a recent newsroom meeting where editors were debating whether I should travel to a city 7 hours away for a story, my younger male colleague (sports desk) baldly informed the room that this was terrible idea since “ChaseOM is a terrible driver!”

I work in education, specifically special education, so this isn’t usually an issue at my school site, though I have seen instances where, say, a male psychologist on the team insists that he is the only person who makes eligibility decisions, when in fact those are team decisions.

I work for a big utility company in a technical position, and I am one of 6 women in a group of over 30 people. The majority of the company’s 23,000 employees are male, and the overwhelming majority of women in the company work in administrative support, clerical, or other non-technical roles. The culture can be…

The first example to come to mind:

I just found out a guy I know in a professional capacity and had always assumed was a few years ahead of me is, in fact, a few years younger without relevant professional experience! But, he talks like a Dad, like he’s got all this relevant life experience, you know what I mean? So here I’ve been listening to…

I got towed once at a college apartment complex after I went through great measures to get a visitor pass. I called the tow company, asked them to look exactly where the pass was supposed to be, and lo and behold, it was there. They brought my car back right away and apologized. I was very polite and never raised my…

what is this, amateur hour? Certainly by the time the kid is 1.5 yrs old you should have learned to always look in the diaper first before changing. Always do recon... you gotta know what you are getting into before the event. If its wall to wall splatter, you need to be prepared with 47 wipes already laid out…

No. They want smiles, they need to up their fucking game.

There is a 5 minute period every morning that I hope that my children don't burn the house down while I get rid of oatmeal and coffee. After flushing and washing my hands, I open the door to the only thing worse than a 5 alarm fire: absolute silence. I track my kids down and find them in the living room. My daughter…

At some point in history my kids got possession of fake dog shit that looks troubling real. They use it often and it has been an April Fool's staple in the past. This morning I went into the bathroom and saw it on the floor, Ha Ha real original guys. It was only after I'd picked it up with my bare hand I realized…

My 1.5 year old smelled like she crapped her diaper.

I’m surprised a toyota dealerships didn’t make the list...then again it’s a list for greatest junk yards

its a jeep thing, you wouldnt understand